{"id":48837,"date":"2025-07-25T16:57:57","date_gmt":"2025-07-25T20:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48837"},"modified":"2025-07-25T16:57:57","modified_gmt":"2025-07-25T20:57:57","slug":"the-hoarder-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/07\/25\/the-hoarder-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hoarder (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Keeping order&#8217;s impossibly hard<br \/>When your husband, a hoarder, stands guard<br \/>To ensure &#8220;priceless&#8221; crap&#8217;s<br \/>Not thrown out while he naps.<br \/>So my odds of success? Not one shard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping order&#8217;s impossibly hardWhen your husband, a hoarder, stands guardTo ensure &#8220;priceless&#8221; crap&#8217;sNot thrown out while he naps.So my odds of success? Not one shard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,2],"tags":[7054,5315,3180,7018,4902,383],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48837"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48837"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48838,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48837\/revisions\/48838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}