{"id":48825,"date":"2025-07-09T00:47:04","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T04:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48825"},"modified":"2025-07-09T00:47:04","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T04:47:04","slug":"bullies-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/07\/09\/bullies-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullies (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My two blogs are big bullies, alas:<br \/>&#8220;Write more lim&#8217;ricks!&#8221; they coax and harass.<br \/>If I take a day off,<br \/>They will grumble and scoff:<br \/>&#8220;What&#8217;s your problem? You run out of gas?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My two blogs are big bullies, alas:&#8220;Write more lim&#8217;ricks!&#8221; they coax and harass.If I take a day off,They will grumble and scoff:&#8220;What&#8217;s your problem? You run out of gas?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,1343,42,69],"tags":[4906,6850,5718,6777,7051,6534],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48825"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48826,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48825\/revisions\/48826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}