{"id":48808,"date":"2025-06-16T21:45:43","date_gmt":"2025-06-17T01:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48808"},"modified":"2025-06-16T21:45:43","modified_gmt":"2025-06-17T01:45:43","slug":"a-not-so-minor-deviation-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/06\/16\/a-not-so-minor-deviation-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Not So Minor Deviation (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I consider myself a poetry minimalist. And yet, my attempt at responding to the #7SyllableSentence #pinch #prompt, somehow grew into this 40-syllable #limerick:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Please don&#8217;t tell me to add just a dash<br \/>Or a pinch of some item. That&#8217;s rash:<br \/>Though my fingers are smaller<br \/>Than most, I&#8217;m a brawler.<br \/>Be precise, or be blamed for my hash.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I consider myself a poetry minimalist. And yet, my attempt at responding to the #7SyllableSentence #pinch #prompt, somehow grew into this 40-syllable #limerick: Please don&#8217;t tell me to add just a dashOr a pinch of some item. That&#8217;s rash:Though my fingers are smallerThan most, I&#8217;m a brawler.Be precise, or be blamed for my hash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,69],"tags":[4973,6534,5719,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48808"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48808"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48810,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48808\/revisions\/48810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}