{"id":48772,"date":"2025-05-19T20:06:22","date_gmt":"2025-05-20T00:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48772"},"modified":"2025-05-19T20:06:22","modified_gmt":"2025-05-20T00:06:22","slug":"whiny-writer-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/05\/19\/whiny-writer-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Whiny Writer (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Whined a writer, I&#8217;m rusty and blocked.<br \/>I just can&#8217;t get my juices unlocked.<br \/>It&#8217;s the fault of my muse<br \/>Who&#8217;s gone AWOL. J&#8217;accuse!<br \/>Can&#8217;t remember the last time we talked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whined a writer, I&#8217;m rusty and blocked.I just can&#8217;t get my juices unlocked.It&#8217;s the fault of my museWho&#8217;s gone AWOL. J&#8217;accuse!Can&#8217;t remember the last time we talked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1343,42,69],"tags":[5827,5828,6534,5719],"class_list":["post-48772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creativity-verse","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-muse-humor","tag-muse-limerick","tag-writing-humor-2","tag-writing-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48773,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48772\/revisions\/48773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}