{"id":48770,"date":"2025-05-17T19:00:56","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T23:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48770"},"modified":"2025-05-17T19:00:56","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T23:00:56","slug":"tricky-magician-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/05\/17\/tricky-magician-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Tricky Magician (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>That magician is handsome and nice.<br \/>But I only went out with him twice:<br \/>He&#8217;s obsessed with The Matrix<br \/>And kept doing date tricks.<br \/>I HATE tricks, so date him? No dice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That magician is handsome and nice.But I only went out with him twice:He&#8217;s obsessed with The MatrixAnd kept doing date tricks.I HATE tricks, so date him? No dice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[63,16],"tags":[4949,619,6286,1224,7037,7038],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48770"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48770"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48771,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48770\/revisions\/48771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}