{"id":48723,"date":"2025-04-02T17:50:41","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T21:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48723"},"modified":"2025-04-02T18:14:30","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T22:14:30","slug":"not-a-party-girl-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/04\/02\/not-a-party-girl-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT A &#8220;Party Gal!&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/100620.htm\">World Party Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Large festivities aren&#8217;t my scene.<br \/>I&#8217;m a hermit, at heart, and not keen<br \/>On behavior vivacious,<br \/>Flirtatious, or gracious.<br \/>Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some inexplicable reason, tomorrow (April 3) is World Party Day. Large festivities aren&#8217;t my scene.I&#8217;m a hermit, at heart, and not keenOn behavior vivacious,Flirtatious, or gracious.Yes, NOT being seen has its sheen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,1524],"tags":[2090,7011,5012,7013,1894,4655,2137,6655,2733],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48723"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48723"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48729,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48723\/revisions\/48729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}