{"id":48708,"date":"2025-03-16T13:24:20","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T17:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48708"},"modified":"2025-03-16T13:24:20","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T17:24:20","slug":"windy-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/03\/16\/windy-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Windy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>My short height makes it hard to withstand<br \/>Heavy wind gusts. I&#8217;d rather not land<br \/>On the sidewalk face down.<br \/>Broken bones make me frown\u2026<br \/>And I DON&#8217;T want more body parts scanned.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My short height makes it hard to withstandHeavy wind gusts. I&#8217;d rather not landOn the sidewalk face down.Broken bones make me frown\u2026And I DON&#8217;T want more body parts scanned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,122,20,68,59],"tags":[4321,7007,798,5978,4978,6051,4947,3642,7006,4119,6050],"class_list":["post-48708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-outdoors-humor","category-physical-appearance","category-weather-humor","tag-accident-humor","tag-accident-limerick","tag-height-humor","tag-height-limerick","tag-walking-humor","tag-walking-limerick","tag-weather-humor","tag-weather-limerick","tag-wind-gusts","tag-wind-humor","tag-wind-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48709,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48708\/revisions\/48709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}