{"id":48698,"date":"2025-03-14T18:33:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T22:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48698"},"modified":"2025-03-14T18:33:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T22:33:25","slug":"the-myopic-teacher-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2025\/03\/14\/the-myopic-teacher-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"The Myopic Teacher (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Myopic teacher<br \/>mistook inept coloring<br \/>for misbehavior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The prompt for this haiku was &#8220;myopic&#8221; (plus a memorable personal experience.) When I was 4, my teacher punished me for not coloring within the lines. (I had very bad vision, which hadn&#8217;t yet been diagnosed.) And my teacher actually called my parents in to complain about my bad behavior. (My vision wasn&#8217;t tested till I was 9 and got coke bottle glasses.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Myopic teachermistook inept coloringfor misbehavior. The prompt for this haiku was &#8220;myopic&#8221; (plus a memorable personal experience.) When I was 4, my teacher punished me for not coloring within the lines. (I had very bad vision, which hadn&#8217;t yet been diagnosed.) And my teacher actually called my parents in to complain about my bad behavior. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[83,40,39,13,120,99,23,122,1135,155,103],"tags":[6994,6998,5648,6996,6997,6995],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48699,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48698\/revisions\/48699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}