{"id":48613,"date":"2024-12-16T03:00:24","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T07:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48613"},"modified":"2024-12-16T03:00:24","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T07:00:24","slug":"beethoven-limerick-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/12\/16\/beethoven-limerick-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Beethoven! (Limerick and Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s December 16, the birthday of one of my favorite composers, Ludwig van Beethoven. And to celebrate, I&#8217;ve written both a limerick and a haiku:<br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Since it&#8217;s Beethoven&#8217;s birthday, please laud<br \/>All his great compositions. Applaud!<br \/>And don&#8217;t ask me to choose<br \/>Which is best. I&#8217;d need booze!<br \/>And there&#8217;s no room for boos when I&#8217;m awed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>*****<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>Cacophonic sounds<br \/>often spewed by symphonies&#8211;<br \/>Bring back Beethoven!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s December 16, the birthday of one of my favorite composers, Ludwig van Beethoven. And to celebrate, I&#8217;ve written both a limerick and a haiku: Since it&#8217;s Beethoven&#8217;s birthday, please laudAll his great compositions. Applaud!And don&#8217;t ask me to chooseWhich is best. I&#8217;d need booze!And there&#8217;s no room for boos when I&#8217;m awed. ***** Cacophonic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,42,24,2991],"tags":[1620,6960,6643,6961,6641,1263,319,594],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48613"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48619,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48613\/revisions\/48619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}