{"id":48604,"date":"2024-12-15T01:22:56","date_gmt":"2024-12-15T05:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48604"},"modified":"2024-12-15T14:33:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-15T18:33:04","slug":"tea-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/12\/15\/tea-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Tease Me With Tea! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today (December 15) is <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaltoday.com\/international-tea-day\/\">International Tea Day<\/a>.  (It&#8217;s also celebrated on May 21.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Cappuccino&#8217;s my drink. Please, no tea!<br \/>Don&#8217;t bring green, black, or white. Leave me be!<br \/>No, I DON&#8217;T long for oolong.<br \/>I KNOW not to brew long.<br \/>Happy &#8220;Tea Day&#8221; to all, except ME!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today (December 15) is International Tea Day. (It&#8217;s also celebrated on May 21.) Cappuccino&#8217;s my drink. Please, no tea!Don&#8217;t bring green, black, or white. Leave me be!No, I DON&#8217;T long for oolong.I KNOW not to brew long.Happy &#8220;Tea Day&#8221; to all, except ME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[5839,547,2092,2784,1374,4520,5012,544,6957],"class_list":["post-48604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-cappuccino-humor","tag-cappuccino-limerick","tag-december-holidays","tag-drinking-humor","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-odd-holiday","tag-odd-holidays","tag-tea-humor","tag-tea-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48604"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48609,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48604\/revisions\/48609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}