{"id":48570,"date":"2024-11-24T18:21:48","date_gmt":"2024-11-24T22:21:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48570"},"modified":"2024-11-24T18:21:48","modified_gmt":"2024-11-24T22:21:48","slug":"spurning-sardines-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/11\/24\/spurning-sardines-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Spurning Sardines (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After learning that today is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationaldaycalendar.com\/read\/november-24-2024-national-sardines-day\">National Sardines Day<\/a>, I felt compelled to pen this limerick:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>How I loathe the vile smell of sardines.<br \/>It&#8217;s far worse than the farts caused by beans.<br \/>When my spouse grabs a can<br \/>Of those critters\u2026 oh, man,<br \/>I must flee, lest I sully my jeans.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After learning that today is National Sardines Day, I felt compelled to pen this limerick: How I loathe the vile smell of sardines.It&#8217;s far worse than the farts caused by beans.When my spouse grabs a canOf those critters\u2026 oh, man,I must flee, lest I sully my jeans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,41,42,2,1524,91],"tags":[412,1941,4902,6950,6947,6949,4964,3672],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48570"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48570"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48573,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48570\/revisions\/48573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}