{"id":48562,"date":"2024-11-08T15:54:23","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T19:54:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48562"},"modified":"2024-11-08T16:10:23","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T20:10:23","slug":"facebook-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/11\/08\/facebook-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear FB Friend-Requester (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To the &#8220;doctor&#8221; who wants to be pals:<br \/>All your &#8220;follows&#8221; on Facebook are gals.<br \/>Plus &#8220;your&#8221; pics look too dishy.<br \/>Both factors seem fishy.<br \/>Go phish in some other locales!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the &#8220;doctor&#8221; who wants to be pals:All your &#8220;follows&#8221; on Facebook are gals.Plus &#8220;your&#8221; pics look too dishy.Both factors seem fishy.Go phish in some other locales!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,15,757,109,1831],"tags":[4909,4995,1175,760,4393,5213,1179],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48562"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48562"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48565,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48562\/revisions\/48565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}