{"id":48542,"date":"2024-08-15T17:36:17","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T21:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48542"},"modified":"2024-08-15T17:36:17","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T21:36:17","slug":"facebook-friend-request-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/08\/15\/facebook-friend-request-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Facebook Friend-Requester (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m amazingly popular with &#8220;male&#8221; bot &#8220;surgeons.&#8221; (Also &#8220;generals.&#8221;) Hence this limerick: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>My dear friend-request sender, I vet<br \/>All such queries. The answer is NYET!<br \/>Why my thundering NO?<br \/>Cuz I&#8217;d bet lots of dough<br \/>That your Doc-Surgeon bio&#8217;s all wet!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m amazingly popular with &#8220;male&#8221; bot &#8220;surgeons.&#8221; (Also &#8220;generals.&#8221;) Hence this limerick: My dear friend-request sender, I vetAll such queries. The answer is NYET!Why my thundering NO?Cuz I&#8217;d bet lots of doughThat your Doc-Surgeon bio&#8217;s all wet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,757,109,42,1831],"tags":[4909,4995,1175,760,4393,5213,1179],"class_list":["post-48542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-facebook-humor","category-friendship-humor","category-limericks","category-social-media-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-facebook-humor","tag-facebook-limerick","tag-friendship","tag-social-media","tag-social-media-limerick","tag-social-media-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48542"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48547,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48542\/revisions\/48547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}