{"id":48446,"date":"2024-05-09T17:17:52","date_gmt":"2024-05-09T21:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48446"},"modified":"2024-05-09T17:17:52","modified_gmt":"2024-05-09T21:17:52","slug":"science-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/05\/09\/science-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Footloose Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The next time you hear about or (even worse) run across a disembodied foot that&#8217;s washed ashore, there&#8217;s a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/science-and-health\/2017\/12\/18\/16777724\/human-feet-beach-pacific-northwest-seattle-vancouver?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR03fwdkJNq8VKEkt6x90gElyhR5tq4Gf9K-Bu7RbyDmIWwIkxEBazFx1ns_aem_AW-ugprGfQ0ng4yFR_MtlN--RFFJVaZdIbn8PJGQ8w1NpjhVXuKOt4SjQEbPXKLTF7L7Jr5hniMD3D4R5h86wYtx\"> solid scientific explanation<\/a>: &#8220;Feet easily disarticulate and when they are attached to a flotation device such as a running shoe, they are easily washed ashore&#8230;&#8221;<br \/><br \/>This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>You wear running shoes? Try not to drown!<br \/>If you do while they&#8217;re on, you&#8217;ll stay down,<br \/>Except for your feet,<br \/>Which will fall off &#8212; not neat &#8212;<br \/>Float to shore and draw many a frown.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next time you hear about or (even worse) run across a disembodied foot that&#8217;s washed ashore, there&#8217;s a solid scientific explanation: &#8220;Feet easily disarticulate and when they are attached to a flotation device such as a running shoe, they are easily washed ashore&#8230;&#8221; This calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? You wear running [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1716,42,44],"tags":[6927,4936,1724,6703,934],"class_list":["post-48446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothing-humor","category-limericks","category-science-humor","tag-pacific-northwest","tag-science-humor","tag-science-limerick","tag-shoes-humor","tag-shoes-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48446"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48449,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446\/revisions\/48449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}