{"id":4841,"date":"2011-02-27T02:31:58","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T06:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4841"},"modified":"2011-02-27T16:48:29","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T20:48:29","slug":"limerick-scold-limerick-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/27\/limerick-scold-limerick-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Scold (Limerick-Off Monday)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/113552708722182\">Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gal who was rather a scold&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man who was rather a scold&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Scold<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A gal who was rather a scold<br \/>\nBerated her spouse o&#8217;er his cold:<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re sick all the time<br \/>\nWithout rhythm or rhyme,<br \/>\nAnd your illness is getting quite old.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/113552708722182\"> Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the \u201cAuthor\u201d section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A gal who was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,13,120,23,122,104,352,42,2,103,16],"tags":[4909,149,4902,4973,531,203],"class_list":["post-4841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-health-limericks","tag-marriage-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-relationship-poetry","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4841"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4855,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4841\/revisions\/4855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}