{"id":48354,"date":"2024-04-16T22:33:18","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48354"},"modified":"2024-04-16T22:33:18","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T02:33:18","slug":"distractions-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/04\/16\/distractions-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Distractions (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I attempt to write lim&#8217;ricks each day.<br \/>But at times my damn mind won&#8217;t obey:<br \/>For my latest lim-slump<br \/>I blame tax forms and Trump.<br \/>Both distract me and WON&#8217;T GO AWAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I attempt to write lim&#8217;ricks each day.But at times my damn mind won&#8217;t obey:For my latest lim-slumpI blame tax forms and Trump.Both distract me and WON&#8217;T GO AWAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,42,69],"tags":[4939,2136,6909,2227,2410,6907,6908,4967,1098,5242,811,6534,695],"class_list":["post-48354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","category-writing-humor","tag-behavior-personality","tag-behavior-humor","tag-concentration-humor","tag-concentration-limerick","tag-distractions","tag-distractions-humor","tag-distractions-limerick","tag-donald-trump","tag-tax-humor","tag-tax-limerick","tag-taxes","tag-writing-humor-2","tag-writing-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48355,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48354\/revisions\/48355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}