{"id":48105,"date":"2024-02-05T19:25:44","date_gmt":"2024-02-05T23:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48105"},"modified":"2024-02-05T19:25:44","modified_gmt":"2024-02-05T23:25:44","slug":"well-digging-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/02\/05\/well-digging-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Old Man And His Well (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A malicious old fellow named Mel,<br \/>When compelled to replace his old well,<br \/>Yelled &#8220;Dig deep! Do it fast!<br \/>This new well better last!&#8221;<br \/>The reply: &#8220;Here&#8217;s my spade. Go to hell!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A malicious old fellow named Mel,When compelled to replace his old well,Yelled &#8220;Dig deep! Do it fast!This new well better last!&#8221;The reply: &#8220;Here&#8217;s my spade. Go to hell!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,14,42],"tags":[4912,1483,6833,6832,6830,6831],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48106,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48105\/revisions\/48106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}