{"id":48093,"date":"2024-01-27T18:21:46","date_gmt":"2024-01-27T22:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48093"},"modified":"2024-01-27T18:21:46","modified_gmt":"2024-01-27T22:21:46","slug":"punch-the-clock-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2024\/01\/27\/punch-the-clock-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Useless &#8220;Holiday&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For some inexplicable reason, today, January 27th, is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/punch-the-clock-day\">&#8220;Punch The Clock Day.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>&#8220;Punch The Clock Day&#8217;s&#8221; (I&#8217;ll wager) a crock.<br \/>Why celebrate methods to dock<br \/>Someone&#8217;s pay? It&#8217;s absurd!<br \/>Moreover, I&#8217;m spurred<br \/>When awakened to punch that damn clock!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some inexplicable reason, today, January 27th, is &#8220;Punch The Clock Day.&#8221; &#8220;Punch The Clock Day&#8217;s&#8221; (I&#8217;ll wager) a crock.Why celebrate methods to dockSomeone&#8217;s pay? It&#8217;s absurd!Moreover, I&#8217;m spurredWhen awakened to punch that damn clock!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8,1524,111,4],"tags":[6820,3371,6511,5012,6821,6598,5464,4977,4008,6213,6595,1360],"class_list":["post-48093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-time-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-alarm-clocks","tag-january-holidays","tag-money-humor-2","tag-odd-holidays","tag-punch-clocks","tag-sleep-humor-2","tag-sleep-limerick","tag-time-humor","tag-time-limerick","tag-wages-humor","tag-workplace-humor-2","tag-workplace-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48093"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48098,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48093\/revisions\/48098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}