{"id":48015,"date":"2023-12-27T20:23:47","date_gmt":"2023-12-28T00:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48015"},"modified":"2023-12-27T20:23:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-28T00:23:47","slug":"marriage-humor-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/12\/27\/marriage-humor-4\/","title":{"rendered":"The Failed Marriage (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A woman was stunned and aghast<br \/>On learning her husband&#8217;s dark past.<br \/>Seems the man had a sheet<br \/>That was long and replete<br \/>With crimes both severe and half-assed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So she threw her spouse out on the street<br \/>With the help of two lawyers elite.<br \/>(For divorce, they were tops!)<br \/>No surprise that the cops<br \/>Now have murder to add to his sheet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman was stunned and aghastOn learning her husband&#8217;s dark past.Seems the man had a sheetThat was long and repleteWith crimes both severe and half-assed. So she threw her spouse out on the streetWith the help of two lawyers elite.(For divorce, they were tops!)No surprise that the copsNow have murder to add to his sheet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,10,42,2],"tags":[6702,5882,1264,2398,2192,1355,6813,634,4902,383],"class_list":["post-48015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","tag-crime-humor-2","tag-crime-limerick","tag-divorce-humor","tag-divorce-limerick","tag-lawyer-humor","tag-lawyer-limerick","tag-legal-humor-2","tag-legal-limerick","tag-marriage-humor","tag-marriage-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48015"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48018,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48015\/revisions\/48018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}