{"id":48013,"date":"2023-12-25T17:00:16","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T21:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=48013"},"modified":"2023-12-25T17:00:16","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T21:00:16","slug":"doctor-patient-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/12\/25\/doctor-patient-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Difficult Patient (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Said the patient, &#8220;My broken arm itches.<br \/>It hurts me and frequently twitches.<br \/>So take off this cast!<br \/>Do it now! Do it fast!&#8221;<br \/>Said the doc with a laugh, &#8220;I&#8217;m in stitches.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Said the patient, &#8220;My broken arm itches.It hurts me and frequently twitches.So take off this cast!Do it now! Do it fast!&#8221;Said the doc with a laugh, &#8220;I&#8217;m in stitches.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,23,122,42],"tags":[6812,6810,6811,5259,6326,6719,200,393,5769],"class_list":["post-48013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","tag-arm-casts","tag-broken-arm","tag-cast-humor","tag-doctor-humor","tag-doctor-limerick","tag-health-humor-2","tag-health-limerick","tag-medical-humor","tag-medical-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48014,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48013\/revisions\/48014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}