{"id":47987,"date":"2023-12-14T14:58:23","date_gmt":"2023-12-14T18:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47987"},"modified":"2023-12-14T14:58:23","modified_gmt":"2023-12-14T18:58:23","slug":"screwdriver-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/12\/14\/screwdriver-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Screw It? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s “Screwdriver Day.” Yay! Hooray!
Which type should be cheered? Well, they say
It’s the drink; not the tool.
(The reverse would be cruel.)
I intend to start early. Good day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(National Screwdriver Day<\/a> is celebrated on December 14th.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s “Screwdriver Day.” Yay! Hooray!Which type should be cheered? Well, they sayIt’s the drink; not the tool.(The reverse would be cruel.)I intend to start early. Good day! (National Screwdriver Day is celebrated on December 14th.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[5381,5579,4256,2092,5380,5510,6797,5012,5953,5952,6796,6798,1505,5954,5955],"class_list":["post-47987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-alcohol-humor","tag-alcohol-limerick","tag-alcohol-verse","tag-december-holidays","tag-drink-humor","tag-drink-limerick","tag-drinks-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-orange-juice","tag-screwdriver-day","tag-screwdrivers","tag-tools-humor","tag-vodka","tag-vodka-humor","tag-vodka-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47988,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47987\/revisions\/47988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}