{"id":4790,"date":"2011-02-26T15:26:17","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T19:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4790"},"modified":"2011-02-27T18:55:41","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T22:55:41","slug":"music-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/26\/music-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Musical Haiku Quintet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>String quartet concert<br \/>\nmissing one violinist&#8212;<br \/>\ntime to improvise.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Cruising musician<br \/>\ngarners Carnegie Hall gig&#8212;<br \/>\nfantasy at sea.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Distracted jazzer<br \/>\nmisplaces his melodies&#8212;<br \/>\nloses audience.<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>Clueless conductor<br \/>\nhurls baton at oboist&#8212;<br \/>\nfinally a cue.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Billy Joel said:<br \/>\n<em>We Didn&#8217;t Start The Fire<\/em>.<br \/>\nMaybe we need to.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(My first and third haiku were inspired by The <em><a href=\"http:\/\/writersisland.wordpress.com\/2011\/02\/26\/prompt-9-for-2011-improvise\/\">Writer&#8217;s Island improvise<\/a><\/em> prompt.  My second haiku was inspired by <em><a href=\"http:\/\/youknowthatblog.com\/tag\/haiku-wednesday\/\">Haiku Wednesday&#8217;s fantasy prompt<\/a><\/em>. My late addition 5th haiku was inspired by <em>Sunday Scribblings&#8217;<\/em> <em><a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2011\/02\/256-fire.html\">fire<\/a><\/em> prompt.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>String quartet concert missing one violinist&#8212; time to improvise. ***** Cruising musician garners Carnegie Hall gig&#8212; fantasy at sea. ***** Distracted jazzer misplaces his melodies&#8212; loses audience. **** Clueless conductor hurls baton at oboist&#8212; finally a cue. ***** Billy Joel said: We Didn&#8217;t Start The Fire. Maybe we need to. ***** (My first and third [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1343,99,24],"tags":[1884,1868,1622,1867,1870,1885,215,1871,1869,1423,301,1263,594,1076,1447,272,1883,1738],"class_list":["post-4790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creativity-verse","category-haiku","category-music-humor","tag-billy-joel","tag-carnegie-hall","tag-classical-music-humor","tag-conductors-humor","tag-fantasies","tag-fire","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-haiku-wednesday","tag-improvising","tag-jazz-pianist","tag-music-haiku","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-musical-verse","tag-oboe-humor","tag-orchestra-musicians","tag-string-players","tag-sunday-scribblings","tag-writers-island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4790"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4875,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4790\/revisions\/4875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}