{"id":47881,"date":"2023-11-15T17:49:54","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T21:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47881"},"modified":"2023-11-15T17:49:54","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T21:49:54","slug":"drum-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/11\/15\/drum-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Drumming Up Decadence (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What&#8217;s my excuse for posting this limerick? It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/drumming.com\/national-drummer-day.htm\">November 15th, National Drumming Day.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>A drummer had hoped to ensnare<br \/>An au pair in a sordid affair:<br \/>&#8220;Your breasts are so sweet.<br \/>May I fondle each teat?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;You&#8217;ve some pair,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Beat it! No! Ne&#8217;er!&#8221;<br \/><br \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s my excuse for posting this limerick? It&#8217;s November 15th, National Drumming Day. A drummer had hoped to ensnareAn au pair in a sordid affair:&#8220;Your breasts are so sweet.May I fondle each teat?&#8221;&#8220;You&#8217;ve some pair,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Beat it! No! Ne&#8217;er!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,2413,40,42,24,2991,4209],"tags":[6773,4909,2411,5664,6325,6772,6775,3877,6774,6776,2093,5012,2786,6208],"class_list":["post-47881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-bawdy-limericks","category-children-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holdays","tag-au-pair-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-bawdy-limerick","tag-bawdy-limericks","tag-childcare","tag-drumming-day","tag-drums-humor","tag-drums-limerick","tag-national-drumming-day","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-sex-humor","tag-sex-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47881"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47883,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47881\/revisions\/47883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}