{"id":47704,"date":"2023-09-20T16:39:52","date_gmt":"2023-09-20T20:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47704"},"modified":"2023-09-20T16:39:52","modified_gmt":"2023-09-20T20:39:52","slug":"conductor-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/09\/20\/conductor-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nasty Conductor (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A nasty conductor named Flynn<br \/>Yelled, &#8220;What in the hell was that din?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Not my fault,&#8221; said a drummer.<br \/>&#8220;That gong is a bummer!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;I&#8217;ve warned you,&#8221; said Flynn. &#8220;Don&#8217;t chime in!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nasty conductor named FlynnYelled, &#8220;What in the hell was that din?&#8221;&#8220;Not my fault,&#8221; said a drummer.&#8220;That gong is a bummer!&#8221;&#8220;I&#8217;ve warned you,&#8221; said Flynn. &#8220;Don&#8217;t chime in!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2273,42,24,2991,1364],"tags":[5759,625,5860,6712,3877,3579,5801,6641,319,1080,5011,5517,5862,5863],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47704"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47705,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47704\/revisions\/47705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}