{"id":4763,"date":"2011-02-24T16:33:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T20:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4763"},"modified":"2013-08-20T14:10:40","modified_gmt":"2013-08-20T18:10:40","slug":"lemons-lemonade-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/24\/lemons-lemonade-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Acidic Tanka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I break into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/category\/tanka\/\">tanka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Acidic Tanka<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Pithy recipe:<br \/>\n<em>Turn lemons to lemonade.<\/em><br \/>\nDon&#8217;t mean to be tart,<br \/>\nAcid, ill-natured, sour&#8212;<br \/>\nBut sugarcoating&#8217;s tasteless.<\/p>\n<p>(Prompted by <a href=\"http:\/\/poetryblogroll.blogspot.com\/2011\/02\/thursday-think-tank-37-lemons.html\">lemon<\/a> prompt over at Poets United.)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: August 20th is <a href=\"http:\/\/lemonadeday.org\/\">National Lemonade Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every so often I break into tanka: Acidic Tanka By Madeleine Begun Kane Pithy recipe: Turn lemons to lemonade. Don&#8217;t mean to be tart, Acid, ill-natured, sour&#8212; But sugarcoating&#8217;s tasteless. (Prompted by lemon prompt over at Poets United.) UPDATE: August 20th is National Lemonade Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,1742,1524,29,121],"tags":[788,1855,1743,3177,1851,1850,1854,3798,5012,1852,1853,1792,4983,203],"class_list":["post-4763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-aphorisms","category-odd-holidays","category-self-help-humor","category-tanka","tag-advice","tag-annoying-advice","tag-aphorism-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-lemonade","tag-lemons","tag-maxims","tag-national-lemonade-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-optimism","tag-pessimism","tag-poets-united","tag-tanka","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4763"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21975,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions\/21975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}