{"id":4753,"date":"2011-02-24T03:33:22","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T07:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4753"},"modified":"2014-06-28T10:59:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-28T14:59:39","slug":"blabbermouth-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/24\/blabbermouth-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Prattlers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Prattlers
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Dear prattlers, I beg you — stop talking.
\nIf you don’t, I’ll escape. Watch — I’m walking.
\nI have pains in each joint,
\nAs I wait for your point.
\nOh my no! It’s insurance you’re hawking?<\/p>\n

Update: June 28 is National Insurance Awareness Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Prattlers By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear prattlers, I beg you — stop talking. If you don’t, I’ll escape. Watch — I’m walking. I have pains in each joint, As I wait for your point. Oh my no! It’s insurance you’re hawking? Update: June 28 is National Insurance Awareness Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[81,49,54,1020,118,42,1524],"tags":[1847,5004,2096,187,4204,5012,1845,1846,1848,1849],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4753"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4753"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26928,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4753\/revisions\/26928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}