{"id":47507,"date":"2023-07-02T18:56:18","date_gmt":"2023-07-02T22:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47507"},"modified":"2023-07-02T18:56:18","modified_gmt":"2023-07-02T22:56:18","slug":"anisette-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/07\/02\/anisette-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrate Anisette Day?  Don&#8217;t Make Me! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Though it&#8217;s Anisette Day, I don&#8217;t care.<br \/>I can&#8217;t bear any bev&#8217;rage or fare<br \/>With a licorice taste.<br \/>I would rather chew paste!<br \/>Me touch tarragon? Not on a dare!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(For some unfathomable reason, <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-anisette-day-july-2\/\">&#8220;National Anisette Day&#8221;<\/a> is celebrated on July 2.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s Anisette Day, I don&#8217;t care.I can&#8217;t bear any bev&#8217;rage or fareWith a licorice taste.I would rather chew paste!Me touch tarragon? Not on a dare! (For some unfathomable reason, &#8220;National Anisette Day&#8221; is celebrated on July 2.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77,41,42,1524],"tags":[6670,6672,4825,5380,5510,412,1941,6678,6676,2099,6673,5012,6674,6675,6677,3725,6671],"class_list":["post-47507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrations-poetry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-anisette","tag-anisette-day","tag-beverage-humor","tag-drink-humor","tag-drink-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-herb-humor","tag-herbs","tag-july-holidays","tag-licorice-humor","tag-odd-holidays","tag-spice-humor","tag-spice-limerick","tag-spices","tag-spices-humor","tag-tarragon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47507"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47509,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47507\/revisions\/47509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}