{"id":47418,"date":"2023-06-08T16:57:35","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T20:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47418"},"modified":"2023-06-08T16:57:35","modified_gmt":"2023-06-08T20:57:35","slug":"dog-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/06\/08\/dog-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Neighborly Complaint (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Some fun with another new-to-me word:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our neighbor just purchased a poodle,<br \/>Which does nothing but bark, yelp, and kyoodle.<br \/>The poor thing wants to play;<br \/>(It&#8217;s abandoned each day.)<br \/>But those yaps make it hard to canoodle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some fun with another new-to-me word: Our neighbor just purchased a poodle,Which does nothing but bark, yelp, and kyoodle.The poor thing wants to play;(It&#8217;s abandoned each day.)But those yaps make it hard to canoodle!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,92,1364],"tags":[3207,4965,5011,968,1685,772,994],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47418"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47420,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47418\/revisions\/47420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}