{"id":47339,"date":"2023-05-22T15:38:15","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T19:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47339"},"modified":"2023-05-22T15:38:15","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T19:38:15","slug":"keith-olbermann-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/05\/22\/keith-olbermann-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Keith Olbermann"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ve been a fan of Keith Olbermann for as long as I can remember. And Mark and I have been enjoying his new podcast version of Countdown, ever since he launched it last August on iHeartMedia &#8212; Beethoven theme music and all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But speaking of Beethoven, I have just one quibble: Although Keith has an outstanding speaking voice, his singing voice leaves a lot to be desired.  So I&#8217;ve written this limerick in hopes of persuading Keith to cease singing Beethoven&#8217;s &#8220;Ode To Joy&#8221; whenever he&#8217;s overcome by schadenfreude &#8230; or at any other time, for that matter.<br \/><br \/>(Here&#8217;s a link to one of his &#8220;Ode To Joy&#8221; renditions, just in case you&#8217;re in a masochistic mood. It <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/christiane-amanpour-criticizes-cnn-trump-town-hall-5-18-23\/id1633301179?i=1000613478306\">starts at minute fifteen of that podcast episode.<\/a>)<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Dear Keith, you&#8217;re a podcasting king.<br \/>I relish your wit and your zing.<br \/>And when you deploy<br \/>Your rants, I feel joy.<br \/>But PLEASE stop attempting to sing!  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a fan of Keith Olbermann for as long as I can remember. And Mark and I have been enjoying his new podcast version of Countdown, ever since he launched it last August on iHeartMedia &#8212; Beethoven theme music and all. But speaking of Beethoven, I have just one quibble: Although Keith has an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,43,24,2991,2625],"tags":[4567,6640,6641,319,6642,5930,307,3582],"class_list":["post-47339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-music-reviews","tag-beethoven-humor","tag-keith-olbermann","tag-music-humor-2","tag-music-limerick","tag-ode-to-joy","tag-podcast-humor","tag-singing-humor","tag-voice-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47339"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47351,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47339\/revisions\/47351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}