{"id":4731,"date":"2011-02-23T16:29:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T20:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4731"},"modified":"2011-02-23T16:29:05","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T20:29:05","slug":"simple-life-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/23\/simple-life-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"If Only Life Were That Simple (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The task at hand over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.threewordwednesday.com\/2011\/02\/3ww-ccxxix.html\">Three Word Wednesday<\/a> is to write a poem using these three words: <em>Figure, Juicy<\/em>, and <em>Stress.<\/em>  I enjoyed the mental exercise and wrote this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>If Only Life Were That Simple<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m feeling a bit under stress<br \/>\nAnd I figure my life&#8217;s in a mess,<br \/>\nIf I read something juicy<br \/>\nOr play some Debussy,<br \/>\nMy problems are quick to egress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The task at hand over at Three Word Wednesday is to write a poem using these three words: Figure, Juicy, and Stress. I enjoyed the mental exercise and wrote this limerick: If Only Life Were That Simple By Madeleine Begun Kane When I&#8217;m feeling a bit under stress And I figure my life&#8217;s in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,81,49,42,22,781,103],"tags":[1444,1841,1842,436,265,787,1163,1840],"class_list":["post-4731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","category-mental-health-humor","category-minimalist-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-anxiety-humor","tag-debussy","tag-juicy-novels","tag-mental-health","tag-music","tag-simple-life","tag-stress-humor","tag-three-word-wednesday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4731"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4736,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4731\/revisions\/4736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}