{"id":47307,"date":"2023-05-06T19:35:52","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T23:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=47307"},"modified":"2023-05-06T19:35:52","modified_gmt":"2023-05-06T23:35:52","slug":"gambler-limerick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/05\/06\/gambler-limerick-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Would-Be Borrower (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A gambler I know, who&#8217;s a heel,<br \/>Asked to borrow some cash for a meal:<br \/>&#8220;I lost my last dime,<br \/>But I win all the time,<br \/>So just one crappy hand&#8217;s no big deal!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gambler I know, who&#8217;s a heel,Asked to borrow some cash for a meal:&#8220;I lost my last dime,But I win all the time,So just one crappy hand&#8217;s no big deal!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,102,42,8],"tags":[1040,1154,5779,2473,2974,198,6511,540,188],"class_list":["post-47307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-gambling-gaming-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-borrowing-money","tag-debt-humor","tag-gambling-humor","tag-gambling-limerick","tag-gambling-verse","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-money-humor-2","tag-money-limerick","tag-money-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47307"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47309,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47307\/revisions\/47309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}