{"id":47,"date":"2006-10-23T03:39:35","date_gmt":"2006-10-23T07:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/10\/23\/wine-tasting-robots-oh-my\/"},"modified":"2011-02-21T03:51:23","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T07:51:23","slug":"wine-tasting-robots-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/10\/23\/wine-tasting-robots-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Wine Tasting Robots, Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would you trust a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southcoasttoday.com\/daily\/09-06\/09-03-06\/03business.htm\">wine tasting robot?<\/a> What about a robot that thinks humans taste like bacon? <a href=\"http:\/\/majikthise.typepad.com\/majikthise_\/2006\/10\/robots_think_pe.html\">(Via Majikthise<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wine Tasting Robots, Oh My! (Limerick)<\/strong><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Wine tasting robots, oh my!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a concept that some might not buy.<br \/>\nYet men oft opine<br \/>\nQuite ineptly on wine.<br \/>\nSo perhaps I shall give one a try.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Do People Taste Like?<\/strong><br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What do people taste like?<br \/>\nI surely do not know.<br \/>\nA cannibal might tell you,<br \/>\nOr the artist Vin Van Gogh.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe we&#8217;re like chicken,<br \/>\nOr tuna in a can.<br \/>\nNo, it&#8217;s &#8220;bacon,&#8221; says one robot.<br \/>\nDid it taste a <strong>Jewish<\/strong> man?<\/p>\n<p>(You can find my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/food_and_drink.html\">food and drink humor here.)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you trust a wine tasting robot? What about a robot that thinks humans taste like bacon? (Via Majikthise) Wine Tasting Robots, Oh My! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0 Wine tasting robots, oh my! It&#8217;s a concept that some might not buy. Yet men oft opine Quite ineptly on wine. So perhaps I shall give [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,262,44,3],"tags":[1825,1823,1824,263,913,911],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-robot-humor","category-science-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-jewish-humor","tag-cannibals","tag-electromechanical-sommeliers","tag-robots","tag-wine-humor","tag-wine-tasting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4668,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/4668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}