{"id":46984,"date":"2023-02-09T17:35:43","date_gmt":"2023-02-09T21:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46984"},"modified":"2023-02-09T17:35:43","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T21:35:43","slug":"toothache-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/02\/09\/toothache-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cooked Up Complaint? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A lawyer whose molar was aching<br \/>Lambasted a bakery&#8217;s baking:<br \/>Said his tooth had been marred<br \/>By a dangerous shard&#8212;<br \/>A shakedown, methinks, in the making.<br \/><br \/>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/toothache-day\/\">National Toothache Day<\/a> falls on February 9.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer whose molar was achingLambasted a bakery&#8217;s baking:Said his tooth had been marredBy a dangerous shard&#8212;A shakedown, methinks, in the making. (National Toothache Day falls on February 9.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,23,122,10,42,1524],"tags":[1897,1289,2818,3806,5826,2091,412,146,233,1355,3648,6299,6581],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46984"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46984"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46986,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46984\/revisions\/46986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}