{"id":46900,"date":"2023-01-29T16:44:08","date_gmt":"2023-01-29T20:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46900"},"modified":"2023-01-29T16:44:08","modified_gmt":"2023-01-29T20:44:08","slug":"puzzling-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2023\/01\/29\/puzzling-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Puzzling Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/january\/puzzleday.htm\">&#8220;National Puzzle Day,&#8221;<\/a> which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I never play Wordle in &#8220;hard mode.&#8221;<br \/>It feels like a feathered and tarred mode.<br \/>I would rather control<br \/>All my moves, on the whole.<br \/>It&#8217;s too bad they don&#8217;t offer a &#8220;bard mode.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;National Puzzle Day,&#8221; which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick: I never play Wordle in &#8220;hard mode.&#8221;It feels like a feathered and tarred mode.I would rather controlAll my moves, on the whole.It&#8217;s too bad they don&#8217;t offer a &#8220;bard mode.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60,53,1524],"tags":[5984,5985,3371,4942,6028,3921,3600,5012,6574,6063,6064,6026,6074,6025],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46900"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46901,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46900\/revisions\/46901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}