{"id":469,"date":"2009-02-12T01:15:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-12T05:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=469"},"modified":"2009-05-20T04:07:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T08:07:29","slug":"multi-task-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/02\/12\/multi-task-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Multi-Task Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m out of line, but I think that when you get behind the wheel of a gazillion pound motorized vehicle, turn the ignition key, get into gear, hit the gas, and begin to move, you should maybe &#8230; I don&#8217;t know &#8230; PAY ATTENTION.<\/p>\n<p>This approach has many advantages. For example, if you carefully observe your fellow drivers, you can:<\/p>\n<p>a: Pick up lipstick application tips from the woman going 65;<\/p>\n<p>b: Place bets on how far into your lane the guy next to you will swerve while switching CD&#8217;s or poking his iPod; &#8230; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/multitask.html\">Multitask Madness continues here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m out of line, but I think that when you get behind the wheel of a gazillion pound motorized vehicle, turn the ignition key, get into gear, hit the gas, and begin to move, you should maybe &#8230; I don&#8217;t know &#8230; PAY ATTENTION. This approach has many advantages. For example, if you carefully [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,12,15,78,324],"tags":[223,219,224,226,227,218,225],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-car-humor","category-computer-humor","category-humor-columns","category-multitasking-humor","tag-autos","tag-cars","tag-computers","tag-driving","tag-funny-columns","tag-multitasking","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":571,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions\/571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}