{"id":46637,"date":"2022-11-29T20:56:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-30T00:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46637"},"modified":"2022-11-29T20:56:04","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T00:56:04","slug":"rocky-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/11\/29\/rocky-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rocky Marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Shortly after I signed up with <a href=\"https:\/\/mas.to\/@MadKane\">Mastodon<\/a> (the Twitter replacement) I was invited to join a nice group of poets who use daily prompts to inspire haiku and other short verse. My inspiration for this limerick was the &#8220;fox&#8221; prompt:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said a gal, as she tugged at her locks,<br \/>&#8220;My marriage to Rick&#8217;s on the rocks.<br \/>The last straw was last night:<br \/>We had a huge fight<br \/>Cuz he called our new neighbor a &#8216;fox&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shortly after I signed up with Mastodon (the Twitter replacement) I was invited to join a nice group of poets who use daily prompts to inspire haiku and other short verse. My inspiration for this limerick was the &#8220;fox&#8221; prompt: Said a gal, as she tugged at her locks,&#8220;My marriage to Rick&#8217;s on the rocks.The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,42,2,103],"tags":[907,4909,4902,383,589],"class_list":["post-46637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-battle-of-sexes","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-marriage-humor","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-marriage-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46637"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46644,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46637\/revisions\/46644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}