{"id":46536,"date":"2022-11-07T15:25:23","date_gmt":"2022-11-07T19:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46536"},"modified":"2022-11-07T15:25:23","modified_gmt":"2022-11-07T19:25:23","slug":"piano-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/11\/07\/piano-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Shopping Plans (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I priced grand pianos today,<br \/>I heard quotes, grandiose, with dismay.<br \/>They cost too many grand,<br \/>And my right and left hand<br \/>Lack the cash to buy keyboard cachet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*****<br \/>Happy <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/pianistday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">World Pianist Day!<\/a> (November 8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I priced grand pianos today,I heard quotes, grandiose, with dismay.They cost too many grand,And my right and left handLack the cash to buy keyboard cachet. *****Happy World Pianist Day! (November 8)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8,24,2991,1524,45],"tags":[6510,6511,540,2093,5012,6513,3049,5503,4001,3048,4937,3778,6512],"class_list":["post-46536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holidays","category-shopping-humor","tag-grand-piano","tag-money-humor-2","tag-money-limerick","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pianist-day","tag-pianist-humor","tag-pianist-limerick","tag-piano-humor","tag-piano-limerick","tag-shopping-humor","tag-shopping-limerick","tag-world-pianist-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46536"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46538,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46536\/revisions\/46538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}