{"id":46528,"date":"2022-11-05T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-05T19:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46528"},"modified":"2022-11-05T15:38:00","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T19:38:00","slug":"donut-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/11\/05\/donut-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Donut Daze (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A fresh donut was found in the grass,<br \/>Not yet fettered by insects en masse.<br \/>Who&#8217;d abandon a tasty<br \/>Sweet treat? Seems a hasty<br \/>Retreat must have caused this to pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-donut-day-november-5\/\" rel=\"noopener\">National Donut Day a\/k\/a National Doughnut Day<\/a> falls on two days a year: November 5 and the first Friday of June.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fresh donut was found in the grass,Not yet fettered by insects en masse.Who&#8217;d abandon a tastySweet treat? Seems a hastyRetreat must have caused this to pass. National Donut Day a\/k\/a National Doughnut Day falls on two days a year: November 5 and the first Friday of June.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[6506,4515,6507,6505,6508,412,2096,2093,5012,1898],"class_list":["post-46528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-donut-day","tag-donut-humor","tag-donut-limerick","tag-doughnut-day","tag-doughnut-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-june-holidays","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pastries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46528"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46531,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46528\/revisions\/46531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}