{"id":46469,"date":"2022-10-18T13:48:29","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T17:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46469"},"modified":"2022-10-18T13:48:29","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T17:48:29","slug":"necktie-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/10\/18\/necktie-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Knotty Problem (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick is a very compressed version of a necktie adventure with hubby Mark. And I can&#8217;t think of a better way to celebrate <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/107237.htm\">&#8220;International Necktie Day.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You MUST wear a necktie to enter,&#8221;<br \/>\nMark was told. He&#8217;s a necktie dissenter,<br \/>\nBut he re-tied his tie<br \/>\nTill our drinks were dropped by,<br \/>\nThen removed it &#8212; my waitress tormenter. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick is a very compressed version of a necktie adventure with hubby Mark. And I can&#8217;t think of a better way to celebrate &#8220;International Necktie Day.&#8221; &#8220;You MUST wear a necktie to enter,&#8221; Mark was told. He&#8217;s a necktie dissenter, But he re-tied his tie Till our drinks were dropped by, Then removed it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1716,41,42,1524,869],"tags":[5013,5610,6489,6485,6487,4651,2094,5012,2228,5525,4650,6488,6486],"class_list":["post-46469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clothing-humor","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-restaurant-reviews","tag-clothing-humor","tag-clothing-limerick","tag-international-necktie-day","tag-necktie-day","tag-necktie-humor","tag-necktie-limerick","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-restaurant-humor","tag-restaurant-limerick","tag-tie-humor","tag-tie-limerick","tag-ties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46469"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46471,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46469\/revisions\/46471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}