{"id":46464,"date":"2022-10-17T21:43:49","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T01:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46464"},"modified":"2022-10-17T21:43:49","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T01:43:49","slug":"pasta-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/10\/17\/pasta-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrating Pasta (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I’ve a hunch you had pasta for brunch.
\nThere are stains on your clothing — a bunch.
\nAnd they’ll never come out;
\nOf that fact there’s no doubt.
\nYou should learn not to leak when you lunch.”<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Happy National Pasta Day!<\/a> (October 17)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’ve a hunch you had pasta for brunch. There are stains on your clothing — a bunch. And they’ll never come out; Of that fact there’s no doubt. You should learn not to leak when you lunch.” ***** Happy National Pasta Day! (October 17)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,41,42,1524],"tags":[5013,5610,412,1941,3230,2094,5012,6484,3466,3467,6483],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46464"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46464"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46467,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46464\/revisions\/46467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}