{"id":46393,"date":"2022-10-09T16:14:35","date_gmt":"2022-10-09T20:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46393"},"modified":"2022-10-09T16:14:35","modified_gmt":"2022-10-09T20:14:35","slug":"goat-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/10\/09\/goat-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess With Goats! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you goad, then escape from a goat,<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;re planning to sue, please take note:<br \/>\nFlouting rules of a zoo<br \/>\nCan be foolish to do&#8230;<br \/>\nSo your scapegoat success odds? Remote!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you goad, then escape from a goat, And you&#8217;re planning to sue, please take note: Flouting rules of a zoo Can be foolish to do&#8230; So your scapegoat success odds? Remote!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,10],"tags":[2797,2903,6464,6465,997,2896,1537,634,6466,6467],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46393"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46393"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46395,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46393\/revisions\/46395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}