{"id":46387,"date":"2022-10-05T18:09:38","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T22:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46387"},"modified":"2022-10-05T18:09:38","modified_gmt":"2022-10-05T22:09:38","slug":"kale-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/10\/05\/kale-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Persnickety Patron (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The oatmeal you served me was stale!<br \/>\nAnd my dinner? How dare you serve kale!<br \/>\nThe meals here don&#8217;t thrill me.<br \/>\nYou trying to kill me?<br \/>\nBetter not, or I&#8217;ll see you in jail!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/101770.htm\">National Kale Day<\/a> falls on the first Wednesday of October.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The oatmeal you served me was stale! And my dinner? How dare you serve kale! The meals here don&#8217;t thrill me. You trying to kill me? Better not, or I&#8217;ll see you in jail! ***** (National Kale Day falls on the first Wednesday of October.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,41,1524],"tags":[2550,5798,3381,5882,6460,6461,412,1941,5389,6462,4265,6459,6463,2060,2094,5012],"class_list":["post-46387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-complaint-humor","tag-complaint-limerick","tag-crime-punishment-humor","tag-crime-limerick","tag-customer-humor","tag-customer-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-kale","tag-kale-day","tag-kale-humor","tag-kale-limerick","tag-national-kale-day","tag-oatmeal-humor","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46387"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46389,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46387\/revisions\/46389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}