{"id":46374,"date":"2022-09-30T17:55:13","date_gmt":"2022-09-30T21:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46374"},"modified":"2022-09-30T17:55:13","modified_gmt":"2022-09-30T21:55:13","slug":"baker-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/30\/baker-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Half-Baked Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A baker was well on his way<br \/>\nTo a lifetime of waste and decay,<br \/>\nWhen he met a cute gal<br \/>\nWho said, &#8220;Listen up pal!<br \/>\nStraighten out, or no rolls in the hay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(September 30 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retailbakersofamerica.org\/national-bakery-day.html\">National Bakery Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A baker was well on his way To a lifetime of waste and decay, When he met a cute gal Who said, &#8220;Listen up pal! Straighten out, or no rolls in the hay.&#8221; (September 30 is National Bakery Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,2413,63,41,42,1524],"tags":[1897,1289,3244,4909,2411,6325,2136,4949,619,4044,412,6046,599,328,5012,6453,6452,6451,2095],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46374"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46374"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46378,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46374\/revisions\/46378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}