{"id":46361,"date":"2022-09-28T15:48:07","date_gmt":"2022-09-28T19:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46361"},"modified":"2022-09-28T15:48:07","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T19:48:07","slug":"dog-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/28\/dog-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dogged Quest (3-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

A woman who wanted a pet
\nBecame angry, perturbed, and upset:
\nShe’d been told dog adoption
\nWas OUT as an option…
\nCuz she spent too much time on the net.<\/p>\n

She replied, “If the net’s bad, then why
\nIs your website the place we must buy
\nThese sweet canines you say
\nNeed a home? Still say ‘Nay?’
\nAny court will your ruling decry.”<\/p>\n

Upon hearing her not-so-veiled threat,
\nThe naysayer started to sweat.
\nSince his site can’t afford
\nTo be sued, he’s on board.
\nHer new spaniel — Tibetan — great get!<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

(Happy “World Pet Day”<\/a> — September 28.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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