{"id":46348,"date":"2022-09-26T15:12:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-26T19:12:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46348"},"modified":"2022-09-26T15:21:11","modified_gmt":"2022-09-26T19:21:11","slug":"lumberjack-robot-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/26\/lumberjack-robot-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacked By Robots (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today (September 26) is both <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/lumberjack-day\/\">Lumberjack Day<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/today\/days\/2022\/09\/26.htm\">Robot Day.<\/a> So it&#8217;s ironic that <a href=\"https:\/\/newatlas.com\/ponsse-timber-harvesters\/39761\/\">robots are stealing jobs from lumberjacks.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A lumberjack, dressed like a slob,<br \/>\nGets fired and lets out a sob:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve been cut down to size<br \/>\nBy a gizmo,&#8221; he cries.<br \/>\n&#8220;A robot has stolen my job!&#8221;  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today (September 26) is both Lumberjack Day and Robot Day. So it&#8217;s ironic that robots are stealing jobs from lumberjacks. A lumberjack, dressed like a slob, Gets fired and lets out a sob: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been cut down to size By a gizmo,&#8221; he cries. &#8220;A robot has stolen my job!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,42,1524],"tags":[1834,6439,6434,6437,6438,5012,6433,6435,6436,2095],"class_list":["post-46348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-gadget-humor","tag-gizmo-humor","tag-lumberjack-day","tag-lumberjack-humor","tag-lumberjack-limerick","tag-odd-holidays","tag-robot-day","tag-robot-humor","tag-robot-limerick","tag-september-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46348"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46353,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46348\/revisions\/46353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}