{"id":46281,"date":"2022-09-10T16:23:24","date_gmt":"2022-09-10T20:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46281"},"modified":"2022-09-10T17:41:54","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T21:41:54","slug":"banana-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/10\/banana-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Eat A Banana?  Nah! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/100762.htm\">&#8220;Banana Day,&#8221;<\/a> giving me a great excuse to bitch about bananas. (It&#8217;s lucky that Mark and I like them at different stages of ripeness.  Otherwise, they&#8217;d all end up tossed into the garbage.)  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You should eat that banana today,&#8221;<br \/>\nSays Mark. &#8220;Ugh, it&#8217;s TOO ripe,&#8221; I say.<br \/>\n&#8220;It peaked overnight.<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s yours.  Have a bite!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s perfect for you; old and gray.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Banana Day,&#8221; giving me a great excuse to bitch about bananas. (It&#8217;s lucky that Mark and I like them at different stages of ripeness. Otherwise, they&#8217;d all end up tossed into the garbage.) &#8220;You should eat that banana today,&#8221; Says Mark. &#8220;Ugh, it&#8217;s TOO ripe,&#8221; I say. &#8220;It peaked overnight. Now it&#8217;s yours. Have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[2090,3177,6417,4577,4575,412,1941,328,6418,1732,4576,5012,2095],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46281"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46286,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281\/revisions\/46286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}