{"id":46276,"date":"2022-09-07T16:50:51","date_gmt":"2022-09-07T20:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46276"},"modified":"2022-09-07T16:50:51","modified_gmt":"2022-09-07T20:50:51","slug":"memory-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/07\/memory-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Florid Failure  (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I use new-to-me words in my verse;<br \/>\nVain attempts to cajole and coerce<br \/>\nMy old brain into learning<br \/>\nTheir meaning. But spurning<br \/>\nThose efforts, my mind makes me curse.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m forced to confess with veracity<br \/>\nThat I wish I had greater capacity<br \/>\nTo remember cool words,<br \/>\nBut my brain&#8217;s for the birds,<br \/>\nWhich explains all my failed orchidacity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I use new-to-me words in my verse; Vain attempts to cajole and coerce My old brain into learning Their meaning. But spurning Those efforts, my mind makes me curse. So I&#8217;m forced to confess with veracity That I wish I had greater capacity To remember cool words, But my brain&#8217;s for the birds, Which explains [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,53,42,108],"tags":[617,3341,4942,3921,4975,509,6414,6415],"class_list":["post-46276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-language-humor","category-limericks","category-memory-humor","tag-brain-humor","tag-brain-limerick","tag-language-humor","tag-language-limerick","tag-memory-humor","tag-memory-limerick","tag-orchidacity","tag-showiness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46277,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46276\/revisions\/46277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}