{"id":46259,"date":"2022-09-05T19:38:49","date_gmt":"2022-09-05T23:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46259"},"modified":"2022-09-05T19:38:49","modified_gmt":"2022-09-05T23:38:49","slug":"rhyming-challenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/05\/rhyming-challenge\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Rhyming Challenge (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I challenge myself by using a hard-to-rhyme word in a limerick.  In today&#8217;s case, it&#8217;s &#8220;latrinalia,&#8221; which means stuff written or drawn on bathroom walls.<\/p>\n<p>Now before you say, &#8220;Lots of things rhyme with latrinalia, according to Rhymezone,&#8221; let me add that Rhymezone is WRONG!  <\/p>\n<p>Since the Final Stressed Syllable of latrinalia is NAL, true rhyme words must end in &#8220;alia&#8221; preceded by a Different Consonant, such as AuSTRalia, or  mamMalia, or reGalia, or the two words I use in this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>If you happen to read latrinalia,<br \/>\nYou won&#8217;t find any sesquipedalia,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll see swear words and gripes<br \/>\nWrit by marginal types,<br \/>\nBut no poems inspired by Thalia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I challenge myself by using a hard-to-rhyme word in a limerick. In today&#8217;s case, it&#8217;s &#8220;latrinalia,&#8221; which means stuff written or drawn on bathroom walls. Now before you say, &#8220;Lots of things rhyme with latrinalia, according to Rhymezone,&#8221; let me add that Rhymezone is WRONG! Since the Final Stressed Syllable of latrinalia is NAL, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[53,42,69],"tags":[4942,3921,5051,6033,1166,5719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46259"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46259"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46264,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46259\/revisions\/46264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}