{"id":46246,"date":"2022-09-03T14:09:12","date_gmt":"2022-09-03T18:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46246"},"modified":"2022-09-03T14:09:31","modified_gmt":"2022-09-03T18:09:31","slug":"bacon-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/03\/bacon-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Hold The Bacon! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

An Orthodox woman was shakin’;
\nShe’d been saved by a stranger from breakin’
\nSev’ral bones in a fall.
\nThe stranger (quite tall)
\nSaid “No handshake? I just saved your bacon.”<\/p>\n

******
\n“International Bacon Day”<\/a> is celebrated on the first Saturday in September each year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An Orthodox woman was shakin’; She’d been saved by a stranger from breakin’ Sev’ral bones in a fall. The stranger (quite tall) Said “No handshake? I just saved your bacon.” ****** “International Bacon Day” is celebrated on the first Saturday in September each year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524,127],"tags":[6400,6401,412,1941,6402,5012,1654,5785],"class_list":["post-46246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-religion-verse","tag-bacon-humor","tag-bacon-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-international-bacon-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-religion-humor","tag-religion-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46248,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46246\/revisions\/46248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}