{"id":46239,"date":"2022-09-01T15:38:44","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T19:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46239"},"modified":"2022-09-01T15:51:15","modified_gmt":"2022-09-01T19:51:15","slug":"chess-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/09\/01\/chess-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Don&#8217;t Suggest Chess! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I count &#8220;chess&#8221; among the many things I&#8217;m bad at. But to those who enjoy it, happy <a href=\"https:\/\/patch.com\/new-jersey\/livingston\/livingston-public-library-happy-american-chess-day\">&#8220;American Chess Day!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hate losing, so playing a game<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;m poor at  feels foolish and lame,<br \/>\nWhich is why I avoid<br \/>\nPlaying chess. I&#8217;m annoyed<br \/>\nWhen I look like a dim-witted dame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I count &#8220;chess&#8221; among the many things I&#8217;m bad at. But to those who enjoy it, happy &#8220;American Chess Day!&#8221; I hate losing, so playing a game That I&#8217;m poor at feels foolish and lame, Which is why I avoid Playing chess. I&#8217;m annoyed When I look like a dim-witted dame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60,42,1524],"tags":[6398,3169,6397,6356,679,4411,2482,6399,5404,2613,5012,2095],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46239"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46241,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46239\/revisions\/46241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}